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posted by [identity profile] marlo.livejournal.com at 04:06pm on 29/02/2004
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's not funny.
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posted by [identity profile] palfrey.livejournal.com at 04:31pm on 29/02/2004
Also
A: None. It's not the lightbulb that needs changing
A: Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels
A: Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications

My favourite however has got to to be the surrealist one:
q: how many surrealists does it take to change a light-bulb?
a: Two. One to hold down the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.

Think I've got a book of them somewhere...
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